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34                                    MUSINGS OF AN AUNTY PRYING OPEN THE SECRET INGREDIENTS IN FAST FOOD


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                                                Dolly Koghar laments that changes, though necessary, wreak havoc on her
                                                                     aged and easily-distracted grey matter!

                                                      were looking for or at. But today, entering the new   My reverie was broken by a young man in his 30s
                                                      Terminal 2 is like being transported into the Amazon   asking me where we were headed in perfect Hindi,
                                                      wetlands. There’s lush greenery, and endless local   which still surprises me, since back in the 90s nobody

                                                      varieties of flora and fauna in whichever direction;   here spoke it! Immediately, hubby dear, a foodie
                                                      comprising the ceiling-high walls, and dangling   Punju, offered him a biscuit, and reverted to being
                                                      comprising the ceiling-high walls, and dangling
                                                                                                    Punju, offered him a biscuit, and reverted to being


                                                      from the infi  nitely-high roofi ng   in         immersed in the d*mn phone! After which,

                                                                                        in
                                                                                                       immersed in the d*mn phone! After which,

                                                      from the infinitely-high roofing
                                                                                                             maybe to spite him, I did something
                                                      clusters incorporated into
                                                      clusters incorporated into                             maybe to spite him, I did something
                                                      artistically weaved, eco-                                more his niche but
                                                                                                               more his niche but totally out of my
        Although I swear I didn’t shop, our luggage was   friendly wickers. There’s                              character: picking up a convo with
                                                                                                                 character: picking up a convo with
        slightly overweight, but luckily, the Thai Airways  waterfalls and koi fish ponds;                        a random stranger. It turned
                                                      waterfalls and koi fi
                                                                       sh ponds;

                                                                                                                  a random stranger. It turned
        check-in lady graciously disregarded it; perhaps   fascinating cultural and artistic                        out that he was headed home
                                                                                                                    out that he was headed home
                                                      fascinating cultural and artistic
        due to my exaggeratedly-aged look – draped in   backdrops here, there, and                                   in West Bengal for a three-
                                                      backdrops here, there, and
                                                                                                                     in West Bengal for a three-
        a shawl, and slumped in the wheelchair pushed   everywhere, providing endless                                month hiatus from his job as
                                                                                                                     month hiatus from his job as
                                                      everywhere, providing endless
        by a porter. Although hubby dear still insists on   selfie opportunities. Granite,                           the Indian-Chinese chef at a
                                                          e opportunities. Granite,
                                                                                                                     the Indian-Chinese chef at a
                                                      selfi

        trudging on his own two spindles, I now opt for this   South India’s local stone, lines                    famous fast-food eatery, with two
                                                                                                                   famous fast-food eatery, with two
                                                      South India’s local stone, lines
        service, as it avails us of fast-tracks lanes and also   the fl  oors and walls, and is also the      other cooks dishing out the North and
                                                                                                              other cooks dishing out the North and
                                                      the floors and walls, and is also the

        means help with the luggage. But more and above,   material of the oh-so-many intermittent         South Indian specialties. On the spur of the
                                                                                                           South Indian specialties. On the spur of the
                                                      material of the oh-so-many intermittent
        although the transformation is truly incredible at   resting spots, which aren’t just boring stone   moment, I asked him for a chilli paneer recipe, which
                                                                                                     moment, I asked him for a chilli
                                                      resting spots, which aren’t just boring stone
        the new terminals in both Bangalore or our very   benches and ledges, but interestingly amalgamated   he readily shared, so I got braver and requested
                                                                                                    he readily shared, so I got braver and requested
                                                      benches and ledges, but interestingly amalgamated
        own Suvarnabhumi International Airport, ports   with foliage!                               for paneer tikka. Then I wondered aloud why their
        we’ve flown in and out of more times than we can                                            ‘flied lice’, is so different from our khao phad. What



        count; bigger and better translates as confusing to   Relieved of baggage, hubby dear spied Chaayos, the   I learnt in those few minutes, made me realise that
        our ageing grey cells. And my poor, tired legs rebel at   perfect brewed-to-your-taste tea we discovered on   the culinary arts are truly a science; what makes
        having to navigate through the maze-like miles and   this trip. The garma-garam (very hot) chai was so   fast food yummy are the hidden ingredients that
        miles of these super-expanded new terminals.   good and the airport so impressive that hubby dear   are not only undetectable, but unimaginable. Sadly,

                                                      succumbed to a selfie urge, which looking the way we   the session came to an abrupt end, when the porter
        Don Mueang International Airport, from where   did at this hour near midnight, I resolutely refused.   nudged us back to reality, but abiding by the rule of
        I left to settle in Japan in ’69, was a homey, cosy   After which, we continued nibbling on Britannia   not taking anything for free, I suggested he invest his
        airport, and the Kempe Gowda International    50-50 and Marie digestives with our cuppa, totally   vacation time into adding Thai food to his cooking
        Airport when we shifted to Bengaluru in ‘95 was   oblivious to the distance yet awaiting us to our gate,   repertoire and demand a salary hike on his return. So,
        literally a small hut. Flights were so few and far   including up and down elevator rides till immigration   be it the changes in the name of improvement and
        between that a podium sufficed for international   and then on to security, where you are stripped   advancement like in the airports or the shocking stuff


        check-ins or check-outs, and the immigration officers   down to almost kachee/banaen (undies), which is   that gets added to our food, there’s still so much


        flicked through passports, clueless about what they   understandably exceptionally vigilant here in India.   more to learn and discover, even at my age!





























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